"Dear Arlo," Conversations with my brofur by future King Neptune - 2018 Memorial Day Weekend, 05.25.2018 - 05.27.2018

Dear Arlo,

Yay! It's FriYay! And you know what that means, Friday Night Box Pawtys with all my furriends. 

Tonight though I am going to @AmbieTheTabbyCat's AngelAmbie's clawsetpawty. So many of our COI furriends have crossed the rainbow bridge this week. Everypawdy is grieving and we need to celebrate all these special souls. Ambie is already on the other side. She is taking good care of the new kitties crossing over. Rest in Love Flossy @roccoandranya , Barnaby @barnabyfromouterspace , Bootsie @king_bootsie ,Thor @thorandthecatvengers , Betty @stanleythegentlemanlycat , Olivia @pricelessolivia and Pearl @rufkutdiamond 

How has your week been? Mine has been pretty good. I help Mom do chores around the house. I'm getting the hang of supervising. I can put that on my resume. I'm thinking about doing a little meowdeling, since my hair is so long and luxurious. We have fans in the house. I was a little suspicious of them at first. Now I let them blow my hair back, for the wind blown meowdel look. #BlueSteel!

This morning Mommy played a new game with me. She has a magic wand. She dips the end with a loop into a bottle. Then she holds it up to her pretty lips and blows clear bubbles. They fly across the room in the breeze from the fan. I chase them and try to catch them, but them they pop! Sometimes they pop before I can get there, and I can't figure out how they popped, what broke 'em? It's fun and mysterious. 


I'm looking forward to 2 days off with Mom. She is always telling me what a good boy I am. She says I am 4.2 or 4.4 pounds now. Our scale can't make up it's mind. I think my legs are getting longer and I am looking more mature. I'm loosing a little of my tummy, because my body is getting longer. Mommy and I do exercises every night when she comes home and during the day too. She plays toys with me and sometimes I play on my own while she is busy. I hide my toys everywhere so she gets more exercise looking for them, crawling on the floor and looking under everything. But she's pretty good at being a cat. I also like to hide myself under the furniture or in a big nest of brown craft paper, and stick my paw out and swat her when she walks by saying "Neptune, where are you." Hahahaha She laughs and picks me up and hugs me. I love snuggles. 

I haven't seen Lucy, but I heard her singing. I think Adele is one of her favorites. She was walking around singing, "Hello..." Mom said Lucy got all heated up because she had the grow light on and it messed up her hormones. I don't know what that means. I didn't think the light was all that warm and I don't feel hot. Mom says when I am a little bit older, when Lucy sings "Hello," I will be really happy to hear that song. Okay, whatever. 

Tomorrow is #Caturday. I am going to help Mom mow the lawn. She says I can't go out and help, but my job is to sit in the window and yell, "Snake," only if I see one of course. 

It is also Memorial Day Weekend. It's a big deal here in Virginia Beach, Tidewater, Hampton Roads as a large military community. Mom says she thinks there may be fireworks at the Beach on Sunday night. We're not going down to watch. She says there are too many people. And kitties don't usually care much for the noise. We can walk up the street and see them a bit. Mom says she loves the ones that look like sparkle rain falling. That does sound pretty. Goodness knows we have had enough rain, but better than a drought any day. We will wear red, white and blue. Lucy made this patriotic video last year. I am very proud of her, and I am also proud to be an American. 

I'm doing a little farming. We grow sweet oat grass in a greenhouse made from an aquarium. That's why we had the grow light on. But Mom decided to put the aquarium greenhouse back in the cat room in the sun instead. I like to nibble on the grass. It's like being outside inside. 

Saturday aka #Caturday May 26, 2018

Dear Arlo, 

It's me again, your favorite brofur Neptune. Mom had to pick an order at the store this morning and couldn't resist getting me this new swim suit. Don't I look great? I know. I know. It's a little big, but I am getting bigger every day. Sometimes Mom goes to work and comes home and sees that I grew while she was gone. I told her she better not be gone too long or she's not going to recognize me when she gets home. In this pic, I have my foot up in the air, bcuz Mom didn't cut a tail hole in the suit yet, and my boys are jammed up, y'know what I mean. 

Mom also got Lucy a new bathing suit, a one piece. I am hoping she gets a teeny weenie bikini for our honeymoon. We haven't made plans yet. I'm pretty sure Hawaii is not a good idea. 

Lucy is going to bike down to Chix Seaside Bar and Grille at 7th Street with her furriend Olivia Poppy Anastasia for some tuna-tinis  and to listen to mewsic. I'm looking to hang out with some of the local guys and go surfing or fishing today and meet up with the ladies for catnip brews and more mewsic and dancing tonight. We can hook the fish I catch on the BBQ tomorrow and have a pawty at the house. Oh, I have to wait until after I help Mom with the grass before I can go to the Beach, but no problem. The lawn will look nice for a cook out tomorrow. We can play some croquet and badminton. I like that the thing we play with is called little birdies - heh heh. What are you and Mayhem up to? 

Monday Funday May 27, 2018 

Dear Arlo,

Memorial Day it rained and rained and rained. I think it's raining all over the world. I think if you want to take a boat instead of a plane to come out to see me, you could probably do that this week. 

While Mommy went to work, I got some of the body boards out of the shed and we rode them on what seems like a river running down the street. Then we caught car rides back up to the top and rode down again until the Police Officer told us to get out of the road, because it is dangerous, and she would tell our Mom. She knows Mommy and used to work with her. Her name is Princess Charlotte, and she has kitties. So, she let us off with a warning and gave us a ride back to the house in the Police car. We didn't have to wear the bracelets, thank goodness or do the perp walk. 

That's why there are no pics of us doing the body-boarding in this post - no evidence - no crime, Corpus delicti. I even had to delete the footage from our household security cameras. I might be in big trouble if Mom saw me surfing down the street. Lucy says, "What's the big deal." Mom lets her skateboard in the house. She's a bad azz. Mommy skateboards in the house sometimes too. She's a fun Mommy. I haven't learned to skateboard yet. Maybe my next adventure. And if Mom lets me, then I can send you some pics. We have 2 skateboards, so Lucy and I can skate together or you can use one when you come to visit. 

Love ya bro. Write when you can. N2 (Trouble-not) 

"Dear Arlo," Conversations with my brofur by future King Neptune - 05.21.2018

May 21, 2018

Dear Arlo,

Hope you had a nice weekend. I had a relaxing furrst weekend in my new home.

Sorry I'm slow on writing to you. I forgot my pawsword. Mom says I can use her laptop while she's at work as long as I don't look at pics of nakey girl cats on it.  Idk if she has Pawrental Controls on it. But I won't do that. I'm engaged to be engaged. Still haven't met her. We talk though, through the wall. She has a really soft purr. How's your love life bro?

Friday night I went to a box pawty with some jet setters, it's a thing. When Meowmy got home from work, we stayed up all night to wait for the #Royal Wedding. If you see on IG that I had too much catnip and passed out early, don't believe it. I think our account was hacked. (Don't click this link Brofur!) We played toys and had treats. I have a psychedelic fidget spinner. I am a fidgety, fluff ball of energy. We took turns watching the Wedding with Mommy. She kept falling asleep and whoever was watching with her, had to wake her up and say, "Mom, you are missing this!" 

Did you watch it? I can't wait to get married. I can't wait to ride around the Palace in a horse drawn carriage. That was so cool! I don't have a military uniform to wear. I haven't been in the Service yet. I'm not sure if I will go in the ARMY like Mommy's Daddy, or the NAVY like Mommy Amy's Step Dad or the Marines like her brother, RIP. Mom says I can wear a tuxedo maybe. We're not sure if Lucy will wear a gown. Of course she can wear white. Neither of us have been married before. But Mom says Lucy does not like to wear clothes, shhhhhush... She likes to go nakey. 

I hadn't figured out how I was going to pay for her ring yet, since I don't have a job. But last night Mom and me went down to the Beach and I've got an idea I'll tell ya about when I show you some pictures in a minute. Bcuz we were up all night and into the morning we slept til noon Saturday. Mommy made me and her omelets. She had a cheese omelet on toasted buns, and I had a Fancy Feast Kitten Turkey omelet, no toast. It was yummy in my tummy. 

It rained, and rained, and rained. We listened to an interesting detective story by John Sanford, Field of Prey, it's in his Prey series. We played a lot. We missed the horse race, because we were having so much fun with made up games and toys. I have this round thind, with a scratchy scratchy thing in the middle and a jingle bell ball goes around in a track around the scratchy scratchy thing. Mom put a golf ball in there too as a greater challenge. I got the golf ball out with my dexterous paws. They're lightweight, hollow golf balls for kids, kinda like ping pong balls. The noise of them rolling across the floors is like music to a kitten's ears. I can chase them by sound. I am also learning how to play Pong with them. Do you know how to play that, with the big red cup? 

Even though she usually hates rainy days, Mom said she was happy it was raining so much, because she could stay in and just snuggle and play with her new little boy. She's the best Mommy. I was running around the house. I am learning the layout. I wanted to run up and look out the window. There are some plant pots on the floor below a stool. I hopped up on one pot and when I tried to climb up on another jade ceramic one on stacked on top of it, it kinda fell down and across the floor. It didn't break, but the top layer of pot is covered in pea gravel and a gazillion little rocks, big rocks and sea shells from both pots went flying across the floor. The noise scared the willies out of me! I ran to the other side of the room. When I saw Mommy coming after me, I ran and hid. I was so scared she was going to be mad and spank my bottom or send me away. But no, she scooped me up and held me close, and with concern asked if I was okay. I looked at her surprised. "I'm not in trouble?" No, sweetie, you will never be in trouble. All I want is for you to be well and safe, and never get hurt. She told me she loved me and gave me a kiss. I hugged her and snuggled back up to her and gave her a purr. Then she cleaned everything up, and told me it was her fault she shouldn't have stacked the pots up like that. She said she had to put pea gravel in the top of the plant pots to keep Lucy from digging in them. She likes to dig to Singapurr to see her furriends. And kitties can get all sorts of cooties from the plant dirt and plant water and get a tummy ache. I have decided the rocks and sea shells are pretty and I like to lay on them, under the palm trees and pretend I'm in the wild, stalking my toys. It's a lot of fun Arlo. 

Since we would be pawtying and playing some more on Saturday night, I took a catnap and let the women do the laundry and iron the clothes. I helped Mom cook later. I'm pretty good in the kitchen, Chef Neptune! On Saturday nights off, we have meowgaritas. Me-Yow! 

Sunday it rained again. Where am I, back in Washington State?! We saw some of Meowmy's friends and neighbors, and they said I was the most handsome boy floof ever! We talked to some of her peeps on the phone and her second Mommy is out of the hospital and is receiving very good care with my new cousins Charly, Coco and Topaz and their hoomans BG2 & her handsome hubby. 

       

Sunday night Mommy took me for a car ride down to the BW (Boardwalk) and Atlantic Avenue. She has a car seat in the front seat so we kitties can sit in it and look out of the window at all the action. We passed the Police, Fire and Rescue Stations - it's great they are all so close to us in case we have an emergency. We stopped at the Library for a sec. We saw hotels, and the Pier, and shops and restaurants. We saw hoomans on bikes and walking and riding on the Trolley Bus. I did not see any hoomans with their big dogs. I would have to protect Mommy again. She said we were going last night because it is the last weekend before Memorial Day, the unofficial start to summer. She said she will have to check the law. She may not be able to take me back down to the BW again until after Labor Day, something about pets. What the what?! We were going to go see Mommy's friend Vicky, but she was off work last night and not down there. She loves kitties too!

Mom wants to take me down to see the humongous sculpture of King Neptune. How about that?! I am in the right town. They already have a giant sculpture of me. They pay homage to King Neptune here. Never heard of King Arlo - dude. 

While we were walking on the Boardwalk, we could hear some live music playing a few blocks away. But we walked toward the Inlet and just listened to the peaceful lull of the ocean instead. It was very peaceful. There were lights bouncing on the water and Mommy said it was hoomans out in small boats fishing. Catching fish, yum! We walked along the sea wall by the inlet and lots of hoomans were fishing with poles dangled over the rail. A big boy asked Mommy if I wanted a fish to take home. He was still flopping around, in his fins and body, not in a can. Mommy said no, thank you, another time maybe. We are out for a walk and don't have anywhere to put it right now. But that was nice. 

We continued walking on the little path along the water. Mommy says she loves to walk down here at night, ride her bike during the day, and watch the sunsets color the water on the inlet at sunset. Anytime is beautiful, and it is wonderful to be sharing it with me tonight. 
















We sat on this nice little bench. 

    

We walked under the big Rudee Inlet Bridge over to the Virginia Beach Fishing Center, where Mommy used to work. She used to walk under that bridge when she was a little girl when she came to visit her Grandmother who lived a block or so away. We looked at water shimmering in reflected lights.

Someone painted a scene of King Neptune under the Bridge.

Told ya!

They love me here!

We went over and looked at a giant fish. I think the it is biggest one caught by a boat going out of this marina. Check me out Arlo! 

When we were leaving the Marina and headed back to the car, I saw this and got a great idea! I'm going to try to get a job here cleaning fish, How dirty can they be? They live in water after all. I can just put a little bubble bath on them and scrub them up. And maybe I can take the ones that are too small for the Fisherpeople home to cook for dinner. Lucy will like that. AND - this is how I can make the money to buy her a beautiful engagement ring, and take care of her when we get married and have children. A man needs a plan. How about that bro?

Oh, 2 days has passed and I’ve just been too busy Living the Life to write much. Text me sometime. I did get in a tiny bit of trouble. Mom says she will only use her stern voice when she needs to tell us something for our own good, for safety sake. When we were driving back home from the Beach, all of about 4 minutes, I kept getting out of my car seat. Hey, I wanted to drive. I’m a big boy now. Mom said I can’t drive yet. It was kinda hard to try to get over to her seat with my racing harness holding me in the cat car seat, but I was trying. She said Young man, don’t make me pull over. I guess I made her pull over and she put me in the carrier in the back seat. Dang it! Stewart Little gets to drive. Barbie gets to drive. Those guys on Toy Story get to drive, but not me!

Another indignation I have had to suffer is Mommy must love Christmas all year long. She puts a jingle bell collar on me when I am out of my room so she can find me. What is she blind? And sometimes I need to hide under the chair in the hall outside of the room where Lucy is sequestered when I’m out of my room. I need to talk to her in private! Geesh. Fortunately, very fortunately, she loves the sound of bells. She doesn’t know I am being lo-jacked. Big Sisfur is always watching. But I am going to be Pawsitive about this. JB told Mommy that she put bells on her shoes to catch the attention of her future husband Hugh. It worked. They got married and lived happily-ever-after.

Since I can’t see Lucy for so long, I have been asking Mommy about her, what do they do each day when they are together. (Monday) She said when she gets up in the morning, she heats up her coffee and prepares Lucy’s breakfast while Lucy nibbles sweet oat grass to start. Then Mommy hand feeds her. Today she sat at the dining room table with her coffee and Lucy sat in the front window beside it. They could both enjoy Mommy’s beautiful landscaping and watch a Mommy and Daddy cardinal eating at the birdfeeder. The window was open, allowing fresh springtime air to waft in. They enjoyed the roses climbing the trellis by the window. It was a beautiful day full of love and joy. It will only be better when we can all sit together as a family.  

                       And she does Meowga on Mondays. She's so purrty. 

                                Write when you can. Love N2 (trouble)   

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"Dear Arlo," Conversations with my brofur by future King Neptune - 05.17.2018

05.17.2018

Dear Arlo, 

I'm glad you enjoyed my last letter. No, I don't know if I will write children's books, because everything in my life isn't G rated. Some stuff I write is okay for kits. And when Lucy and I have kits, we can tell them some bedtime stories, stories about the fun things you and I used to do back in the day. But I have decided to post my letters on Mommy's Blog The Lucy Chronicals. As I said yesterday, Lucy is very well read, and she is interested in everything about cats, and then some. 







Well, brofur, I finally got home after 1 am East Coast Time, so 10 pm your time. It was a very long day. Ugh. I saw a pic of me Mommy took last night and I look tired. I had a few naps between getting off the plane and getting home. I was rested up a bit, but still feeling the jet lag. Now I know what they are always talking about. I had some food before we got home, and more at home. Hey, my new Mom is a great cook. Mommy Amy must have shared her recipes, because Mom's food tastes exactly the same. Isn't that great?

She showed me my new apartment. And we unpacked my bag and put my things away. She showed me some of my toys. I explored and climbed my ramps like a good boy, but I was pretty tired. I sharpened my nails on my very own scratching post. While Mom was taking care of things, I hung out with some of my roommates. Here's a pic of me, Garfield just told a hilarious story. 

I let Mom give me a bubble bath, fluff me dry in some huge, soft towels. Then she gave me a bedtime snack, and tucked me into a fluffy bed, giving me chin rubs and tummy rubs and told me how much she loves me. How could she love me and she just met me? She's a pretty nice Mommy, so I will love her too. 

This morning I showed her how much I love her by letting her ride me around on her shoulders in the house and yard. She said we were going to go see Dr. Libby the Veterinarian, because she likes to see all the handsome new kitties. We went on a car trip. I was not happy about being in a carrier again so soon. I was very feisty and tore my water bowl off the inside of the carrier. She's too smart and did not have any water in there while she was driving. While we were waiting to see the Vet, we waited in the pleasantly landscaped parking area. I had to snuggle up to Mommy and protect her when some hoomans were going in and out of the Vet Hospital with very big dogs. Mom is scared of big dogs. So I had fluff up my ruff and get big. I stood on the car so I was up higher than them. Grrrrrr.... 

Well we went in to a nice room, just the two of us and some girl vet techs came in and asked Mommy a bunch of questions about me. Mom took my new harness off and they weighed me. I weighed 3.2 lbs. I must have lost a little flying yesterday. I hear that happens to astronauts too. Then one girl held me still, and Arlo - don't tell anybody - the other one put a thermometer in my butt! OMG! The indigence of it all! I was so embarrassed. At least I didn't poop on it. Speaking of poop - hoomans are cra cra. The vet tech asked Mom to bring some of my poop in sometime. She said that I had a perfect tootsie roll poop over night. She had gift wrapped it in a purple leopard print gift bag and gave it to the nice lady at the front desk. See, they're crazy - don't eat tootsie rolls, and be careful if someone gives you a gift bag. 

So then Dr. Libby comes in. She is so nice. She said I was the most handsome boy cat she had ever seen. She petted me like a woman who loves cats. Then she touched my privates. She and Mommy were whispering, but I could hear her with my super sonic cat hearing. Mom asked if she was checking my pom poms. Dr. Libby said, she wouldn't call them pom poms. They are in the right place, but they're still small, or should she say under developed, but I guess that isn't better. "Hello Doctor! Your tech just put a foreign object in me! My boys just jumped back up inside my body, give them time to come out. I'll show you who's a little man." "Arlo, don't let them take your temperature." 

She also said my tummy sounded a little gassy. Mommy said she thought I had farted. I know you are laughing your big head off. Seriously?! Have you ladies never flown? I flew all the way across the US! The change in air pressure is gonna do that to you. C'mon! Besides, I'm a boy, it's what we do. 

Well my bro, it's only day 2 of 21 that I have to be in quarantine away from my girl Lucy. It's also day 2 of rain. Hope we don't have 19 more days of rain. I will be needing an ark. I think I will write Lucy some love notes and slide them under the door to her. You know she's an older woman. I'm gonna catch up in size to her quickly though. But she might be able to unlatch my door. What do you think? 

I love Lucy 

Have a good night. Paws up! 

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"Dear Arlo," Conversations with my brofur by future King Neptune 05.18.2018

05.18.2018

Dear Arlo, 

Well brofur, it's another rainy day in paradise. So I decided to take a few minutes to write to you again. And after I finish this, I'm gonna use this computer to shop online at Home Depot. I think I need to look at ark building supplies. Mommy said she bought all the materials to build our apartments, or indoor catio, at Home Depot. They love cool cats there. 

So late morning Mommy came in to wake me up. We sleep late, which is good since I'm still on Pacific Coast time. Mom says they are night owls, but I thought she was a hooman. Maybe she's a Shapeshifter? Anyhoo Mom woke me up and wiped my paws and said my behind was clean. Of course! I'm not a baby. She snuggled me and checked to see how much I ate before giving me brekkie. She cleaned my potty. She said I was a good boy. She said Mommy Amy said I didn't always cover my poop back at her house. Hmmm, I didn't know she knew that. I was leaving my poop out so that e'rybody else would stay outa my box, and besides, who would know whose poop that was. Right? Here I have my own box, so if I don't cover it, e'rybody will know I was the slob. I can't have that. I hear Lucy digs a hole all the way to Singapurr to bury her poop. She's a very dainty lady and doesn't want anyone to know she poops. You better grow up Arlo and cover your poop up. Mommy Amy knows. 

Good Morning Meowmy! 

After a delicious breakfast, Mommy snuggled me up like a burrito. Hmmm... I did not like that. I wanted to play, and I was a wiggle worm for her. She gave me a manipedi. She said she was not into scarification tattoos. Sorry... Then she cleaned my ears. Good grief! She was talking to Aunt Patti on the phone. She was very sad that a cat she bred, Charlie, had passed away suddenly and unnecessarily. I'm glad our Mommies take us to the doctor when we are well, so that the doctor knows what we are supposed to be like, so when they take us to the doctor when we are sick, they have a benchmark to measure our health against, so they can help make us well again. Pawrents should always take their sick kitties to the doctor. 

Anyway, Mommy was distracted by talking to Aunt Patti and I tried to make a break for it. She's a fast Mommy and caught me. She got off the phone, and then came the worst treatment today. She put some scratchy stick in my mouth. She said she was taking my DNA. My DNA? WTH?! Arlo, what did we do at my bachelor pawty Tuesday night? I still don't know if this test was for the Meowy Pawvitch Show or for the Pawlice. I didn't do it! If it's a familial match, I'm gonna blame it on Mayhem. Or you. I'll say it was you, and you got a hair cut. Yeah, that's it. 

Lucy praying, God Bless Texas

Here's a pic of Lucy praying and very heart broken this morning over the school shooting in Santa Fe Texas. Meowmy's lil bro Don lives in Alvin right by there. Our thoughts and prayers are with everypawdy down there today. 

So what else? Oh, I'm not sure about this romance thing. My heart feels heavy. The air is warm and balmy, intoxicatingly scented with honeysuckle and wisteria as only the South can be. Rain and my heart pitter patter simultaneously. But there are all these boy cats who come sit outside the cat room windows at night, and say, "Luceeeeeey, where are you.....?" Except I am in my room and I can't get to the window yet and say, "Get the freak outa here! I'm here. I will kick your butt! You better go! She's my girl." Mom says not to worry. Lucy doesn't go out with any of them. Mommy says she's gonna catch them and have somepawdy take them to live at somepawdy else's neighborhood. She says she doesn't want any pissing contests around the house. Hmmmm Pretty yucky way to fight if you ask me. So I'm working out, and eating good in case I have to defend my honor. Wish you were here to have my back. 

Here's a lil video of me trying out a new toy Mom got me. It is in the bottom of a tower she built, which is as high as the Empire State Building. I'd send you a pic of me at the top, but I think that is too much for your young soul bro, since you haven't let home and seen the big world yet. 

Talk soon. Have a great weekend. 

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"Dear Arlo," Conversations with my brofur by future King Neptune - The furrst letter 05.16.2018

05.16.2018

Dear Arlo, 

My plane trip across the US was amazing. You must try it sometime. I flew in furrst class. The flight attendants all thought I was so handsome and asked me out on dates. I said, "No thank you. I am engaged. And I'm gonna be married soon." They asked if I was Prince Hairy. I told them no, that I get that a lot, since I am a handsome Ginger White boy. I am Prince Neptune, soon to be 
King Neptune of Virginia Beach of @VABeachCats. They toasted me and my betrothed Lucy with Tunatinis. I had a fake ID, don't tell Mom. Anyway I told the flight attendants I have a brofur who is a short haired nice looking guy, not as cute as me, but he has a great purrsonality, and they said they would like to meet you. 

I haven't gotten to the actual Beach yet, maybe this weekend. My new Mom's furriend Linda picked me up at the airport and drove me in her limo to meet my new Mom. My new Mommy is so purrty. She has a short pony tail like a NST. She gave me hugs and kissed my tummy. She says she has loved me since the first time she saw me when I was just a teeny baby. I was born handsome. 

I haven't met my fiancee Lucy yet. Mommy says that Mommy Amy said I have to wait 21 days in quarantine, bcuz we have to make sure no one has any cooties. But we can talk to each other through the walls. I guess I'll just have to play with myself for awhile. hmmmm Hey, I figured how to break out of our nursery, so I am going to figure out how to sneak out of my room and sneak some early smooches with her. Mom says I have my very own room, with my very own food dispenser and water cooler, beds - plural, toys, toys, toys, my own potty and air cleaner, but we all share the shower and tub, please clean up your own hair - what?! She says downloaded my game, but GooglePlay wouldn't take her money and let me play it, but we have other new games. We will listen to audio books a lot. Lucy is very well read, so I don't want to look like a dolt around her. I have a house with lots of windows to sit in. I need to guard Mommy's strawberries from Mr. Squirrel, and protect my territory from all of the neighborhood boy cats swishing their tails at Lucy. Go away punk. I'll make your day! 

Well bro, I'll be sending you some new pics soon of me in my new bachelor pad. Miss you bro. Thanks for that Pawsome Bachelor Pawty yesterday. Tell Mama (Miracle) and Daddy (Finn) and Mommy Amy I got here just fine. Give them a hug and a kiss for me, and go smack Mayhem and start some trouble. Love your brofur - N2 (trouble - heh heh)   

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