Dear Arlo,
My plane trip across the US was amazing. You must try it sometime. I flew in furrst class. The flight attendants all thought I was so handsome and asked me out on dates. I said, "No thank you. I am engaged. And I'm gonna be married soon." They asked if I was Prince Hairy. I told them no, that I get that a lot, since I am a handsome Ginger White boy. I am Prince Neptune, soon to be
King Neptune of Virginia Beach of @VABeachCats. They toasted me and my betrothed Lucy with Tunatinis. I had a fake ID, don't tell Mom. Anyway I told the flight attendants I have a brofur who is a short haired nice looking guy, not as cute as me, but he has a great purrsonality, and they said they would like to meet you.
I haven't gotten to the actual Beach yet, maybe this weekend. My new Mom's furriend Linda picked me up at the airport and drove me in her limo to meet my new Mom. My new Mommy is so purrty. She has a short pony tail like a NST. She gave me hugs and kissed my tummy. She says she has loved me since the first time she saw me when I was just a teeny baby. I was born handsome.
I haven't met my fiancee Lucy yet. Mommy says that Mommy Amy said I have to wait 21 days in quarantine, bcuz we have to make sure no one has any cooties. But we can talk to each other through the walls. I guess I'll just have to play with myself for awhile. hmmmm Hey, I figured how to break out of our nursery, so I am going to figure out how to sneak out of my room and sneak some early smooches with her. Mom says I have my very own room, with my very own food dispenser and water cooler, beds - plural, toys, toys, toys, my own potty and air cleaner, but we all share the shower and tub, please clean up your own hair - what?! She says downloaded my game, but GooglePlay wouldn't take her money and let me play it, but we have other new games. We will listen to audio books a lot. Lucy is very well read, so I don't want to look like a dolt around her. I have a house with lots of windows to sit in. I need to guard Mommy's strawberries from Mr. Squirrel, and protect my territory from all of the neighborhood boy cats swishing their tails at Lucy. Go away punk. I'll make your day!
Well bro, I'll be sending you some new pics soon of me in my new bachelor pad. Miss you bro. Thanks for that Pawsome Bachelor Pawty yesterday. Tell Mama (Miracle) and Daddy (Finn) and Mommy Amy I got here just fine. Give them a hug and a kiss for me, and go smack Mayhem and start some trouble. Love your brofur - N2 (trouble - heh heh)
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