Dear Arlo,
Well brofur, it's another rainy day in paradise. So I decided to take a few minutes to write to you again. And after I finish this, I'm gonna use this computer to shop online at Home Depot. I think I need to look at ark building supplies. Mommy said she bought all the materials to build our apartments, or indoor catio, at Home Depot. They love cool cats there.
So late morning Mommy came in to wake me up. We sleep late, which is good since I'm still on Pacific Coast time. Mom says they are night owls, but I thought she was a hooman. Maybe she's a Shapeshifter? Anyhoo Mom woke me up and wiped my paws and said my behind was clean. Of course! I'm not a baby. She snuggled me and checked to see how much I ate before giving me brekkie. She cleaned my potty. She said I was a good boy. She said Mommy Amy said I didn't always cover my poop back at her house. Hmmm, I didn't know she knew that. I was leaving my poop out so that e'rybody else would stay outa my box, and besides, who would know whose poop that was. Right? Here I have my own box, so if I don't cover it, e'rybody will know I was the slob. I can't have that. I hear Lucy digs a hole all the way to Singapurr to bury her poop. She's a very dainty lady and doesn't want anyone to know she poops. You better grow up Arlo and cover your poop up. Mommy Amy knows.
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| Good Morning Meowmy! |
After a delicious breakfast, Mommy snuggled me up like a burrito. Hmmm... I did not like that. I wanted to play, and I was a wiggle worm for her. She gave me a manipedi. She said she was not into scarification tattoos. Sorry... Then she cleaned my ears. Good grief! She was talking to Aunt Patti on the phone. She was very sad that a cat she bred, Charlie, had passed away suddenly and unnecessarily. I'm glad our Mommies take us to the doctor when we are well, so that the doctor knows what we are supposed to be like, so when they take us to the doctor when we are sick, they have a benchmark to measure our health against, so they can help make us well again. Pawrents should always take their sick kitties to the doctor.
Anyway, Mommy was distracted by talking to Aunt Patti and I tried to make a break for it. She's a fast Mommy and caught me. She got off the phone, and then came the worst treatment today. She put some scratchy stick in my mouth. She said she was taking my DNA. My DNA? WTH?! Arlo, what did we do at my bachelor pawty Tuesday night? I still don't know if this test was for the Meowy Pawvitch Show or for the Pawlice. I didn't do it! If it's a familial match, I'm gonna blame it on Mayhem. Or you. I'll say it was you, and you got a hair cut. Yeah, that's it.
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| Lucy praying, God Bless Texas |
Here's a pic of Lucy praying and very heart broken this morning over the school shooting in Santa Fe Texas. Meowmy's lil bro Don lives in Alvin right by there. Our thoughts and prayers are with everypawdy down there today.
So what else? Oh, I'm not sure about this romance thing. My heart feels heavy. The air is warm and balmy, intoxicatingly scented with honeysuckle and wisteria as only the South can be. Rain and my heart pitter patter simultaneously. But there are all these boy cats who come sit outside the cat room windows at night, and say, "Luceeeeeey, where are you.....?" Except I am in my room and I can't get to the window yet and say, "Get the freak outa here! I'm here. I will kick your butt! You better go! She's my girl." Mom says not to worry. Lucy doesn't go out with any of them. Mommy says she's gonna catch them and have somepawdy take them to live at somepawdy else's neighborhood. She says she doesn't want any pissing contests around the house. Hmmmm Pretty yucky way to fight if you ask me. So I'm working out, and eating good in case I have to defend my honor. Wish you were here to have my back.
Here's a lil video of me trying out a new toy Mom got me. It is in the bottom of a tower she built, which is as high as the Empire State Building. I'd send you a pic of me at the top, but I think that is too much for your young soul bro, since you haven't let home and seen the big world yet.
Talk soon. Have a great weekend.
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